I just got an E-mail that said, “In just ten days your teeth can be ivory white!”
Umm, that’s the whole problem: they’re ivory-colored now. I guess someone’s never seen ivory before.
Of course, if your teeth are white, I’m sure you can get them to be ivory-colored in ten days by drinking lots of coffee and smoking unfiltered Camels.
This is probably from the same outfit that sent me the e-mail advertising “savory cookies.” Eww!