I heard two radio commercials back-to-back yesterday.
The first ad was for Heavenly Ham. The man was telling us all that we can order our “Thanksgiving Mill” from Heavenly Ham and save ourselves the bother of cooking.
The second ad was for a health club (sorry, I didn’t catch the name). The woman in the ad wanted us all to come and try out their new “Treadmeals”.
I guess if you eat too much of your Thanksgiving Mill, you can go walk off some of those calories on a Treadmeal.