Psst . . . hey, Bill Keneely:
Dude, you’re from New Jersey. Quit trying to be all colloquial and “get on our level.” It’s not working.
Mobile, Alabama is not near the Appalachians or the Ozarks. Stop emphasizing both syllables like you’re Jed Clampett talking about his “Cee-ment pond.”
The accent is on the second syllable, and ONLY on the second syllable. It’s mo-BEEL, not MO-BEEL.
(And Bill, this is totally unrelated, but “momentarily” doesn’t mean what you think it does.)