Thank you for your recent solicitation which you sent to my home disguised as a bill. That was very clever, and I guess some people fall for it, perhaps thinking that someone else in the house signed up to receive your magazine and checked the popular “Bill Me Later” box on the card.
But honestly, Harper’s Bazaar?
Yes, it’s true that I already subscribe to Harper’s Magazine:
But the two aren’t related at all. They aren’t even owned by the same company. Did you assume that because I like to read indepth articles about politics that I would also be interested in what J-Lo is wearing these days?
And did you really think I would pay for a three-year subscription to a magazine I will never read?
Sorry to disappoint you.